Excuse the longish post, but I was just part of something great on
#ruby-lang, I think this is even better than the zxy___ hack
. Enjoy.
20:14 <neoneye> hi
20:15 <slyphon> neoneye: nope! too unoriginal!
20:15 <slyphon> neoneye: now, let's try this again
20:15 <slyphon> neoneye: you walk into the room...
20:15 <chris2> with a pencil in your hand
20:17 <chris2> you see somebody naked
20:17 <slyphon> chris2: is this where it is?
20:17 <slyphon> chris2: who is that man?
20:17 <chris2> you try so hard
20:17 * slyphon just doesn't understand
20:17 <chris2> just what you'll say
20:17 * slyphon gets home
20:18 <chris2> something is happening in here!
20:18 * slyphon doesn't know what it is
20:18 <chris2> slyphon: do you, slypho^Wmister jones?
20:18 * chris2 raises his hand
20:18 <chris2> is this where it is?
20:19 * slyphon points to chris2 and says "it's neoneyes"
20:19 <chris2> what's mine?
20:19 <slyphon> chris2: where? what is?
20:19 <chris2> OMG, am i here all alone?
20:20 <slyphon> chris2: there's something happening
20:20 <chris2> i dont know what it is...
20:20 <slyphon> do you? chris2jones
20:20 * chris2 hands his ticket
20:20 * chris2 looks around
20:20 --- slyphon is now known as the-geek
20:20 <chris2> =)
20:21 * the-geek walks up to chris2
20:21 <the-geek> chris2: how does it feel, to be such a freak?
20:21 <chris2> impossible!
20:21 * the-geek hands chris2 a bone
20:21 <chris2> something is happening here
20:21 <chris2> but i dont know what it is
20:21 <the-geek> do you? chris2jones
20:21 <chris2> i have many contacts
20:22 --- the-geek is now known as lumberjacks
20:22 <chris2> among #lumberjacks
20:22 <lagcisco> wereapple: all I need for now is just class methods
20:22 * lumberjacks gets chris2 facts
20:22 * chris2 imagines
20:22 --- lumberjacks is now known as slyphon
20:22 * slyphon has no respect
20:22 * chris2 gives a check to rubycentral
20:23 * slyphon 's been to the professors
20:23 <chris2> they liked my looks
20:23 <chris2> i was at ibm and we talked about sco
20:23 <slyphon> with #great-lawyers i disussed #lepers and #microsoft
20:23 <slyphon> hahahaha
20:24 * slyphon read The Great Gatsby
20:24 * chris2 has all pdfs of fitzgerald
20:24 <chris2> and read them
20:24 <slyphon> chris2: we all know
20:24 <chris2> something is happening in here
20:24 <chris2> but i dont know what it is
20:24 <slyphon> do you? chris2jones?
20:24 <douthat> did I come in at a bad time? :)
20:25 <slyphon> douthat: not if you like dylan
20:25 <slyphon> ;)
20:25 <chris2> slyphon: you need to be the sword-swallower now
20:25 <slyphon> ah
20:25 --- slyphon is now known as sword-swallower
20:25 * sword-swallower walks up to chris2 and then kneels
20:26 * sword-swallower crosses himself then clicks his high-heels
20:26 <sword-swallower> chris2: how it feels?
20:26 <chris2> here's your throat back, thanks for the loan
20:26 <chris2> something is happening in here
20:26 <chris2> but i dont know what it is
20:26 <sword-swallower> do you? chris2jones
20:26 * chris2 sees a one-eyed midget
20:26 --- sword-swallower is now known as midget
20:27 <midget> NOW!
20:27 <chris2> for what reason?
20:27 <midget> HOW!
20:27 <chris2> what does this mean?
20:27 <midget> YOU'RE A COW!
20:27 <midget> chris2: give me some milk or else GO HOME!
20:27 <chris2> something is happening in here
20:27 <chris2> but i dont know what it is
20:27 <midget> do you? chris2jones
20:27 * chris2 joins again
20:28 <chris2> coming from #perl
20:28 * chris2 frowns
20:28 --- midget is now known as slyphon
20:28 * chris2 puts his eyes in his pocket
20:28 * chris2 puts his nose on the ground
20:28 * slyphon thinks about kick-banning chris2
20:29 <chris2> against me coming around?
20:29 * slyphon thinks, unless he's listening to his ipod
20:29 <chris2> something is happening in here
20:29 <chris2> but i dont know what it is
20:29 <slyphon> do you? chris2jones
20:29 <chris2> *clap* *clap* *clap* :D
20:29 * slyphon bows and applauds and bows and applauds
20:29 * slyphon hugs chris2 :)
20:30 <chris2> Bob Dylan---Ballad Of A Thin Man (Live Version)
20:30 <chris2> (by accident :P)
20:30 <slyphon> totally :)
20:30 <technomancy> oh man.... i haven't listened to dylan in waaaay too long
Original lyrics: Ballad Of A Thin Man by Bob Dylan.
NP: Bob Dylan—Ballad Of A Thin Man (Live Version)