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Shameless Hussy
For those of you who don't read "The Net" magazine in it's print form, then
you missed Leslie garnering a slot as one of the 20 sexiest people on the Internet. That's right dear
readers (we've always wanted to kick it Dear Abby style like that), sexy.
We tell you this because at SMUG we've always contended that no one is
sexier than YOU. So we just wanted to point out that if Leslie is one
of the 20 sexiest, just think how far over the top, brimming with sexy
goodness you must be? We're very impressed with you. Have you lost weight?
Get Naked
In the spirit of summer time fun and our wager that the internet is a haven
for those with poor interpersonal communication skills, we offer up a list
of potential activities for those of you infected with a bad love jones and
no idea how to say "You're groovy, please get naked." It is with you in mind
especially that we present this list of new "strip" games, since strip
poker is so 1978, and besides that, so few people actually know how to play
poker. At least well enough to wager all their clothing on it. These
games are easy enough that both of you can feel equally confident that in
your endeavor to "stay dressed" you have a shot at "winning," of course,
we're leaving it up to you to decide just what the rules will be for
clothing removal. Here's our final tip - you'll lose ground quick if you
say "every time it's your turn, you take something off, and every time it's
my turn, I take something off you."
OJ's Big Move
If OJ Simpson had any sense, he would have seized the media opp to say that
he had found "the real killers" of Ron and Nicole when the body of Andrew
Cunanan was discovered in Florida in July. After all, Cunanan is originally
from San Diego, a mere 200 miles from Brentwood, and OJ could have made a
case that the Versace-killer's "spree" of killing began a little closer to
home than Minnesota. After all, since dead men tell no tales, who or what
(besides the LAPD and volumes of evidence) would dare to disagree?
How Cool?
Back in January, we were flattered when SMUG got Cool Site of the Day from
Infi.Net, the original cool site folks. Automatically, that made us
eligible for Cool Site of the Year. Here's how it works. All the nominees,
some other people and of course, the Illuminati, vote for CSoTY. Which
means the SMUG staff had a vote. We got not one, but two letters asking us
to swap votes, as in you vote for us in this category, and we'll vote for
you in any other category. The first one we think was an email prank from
an online magazine. The second one was just plain lame. We decided we'd
rather lose with dignity than stuff the box.
in the junk drawer:
July 1997
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