August 1999
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Help Wanted - Intern

More like help needed! Help! Help!

Here's what we need. A motivated go getter would be great, but we're also willing to take someone who at least has a fundamental respect for deadlines, and about 8 hours of free time one week a month. If your college has internship paperwork, we'll fill it out, or write a nice letter of recommendation for you when your 6 month commitment ends. Duties include such amazingly exotic and fun filled tasks as HTML, basic Photoshop (nothing fancy) and proofreading. Sound too good to be true? No, we didn't think so either, which makes it no surprise that it absolutely is 100% true!

You can do it from anywhere, unless you're married to the idea of having a place to go to do your work, in which case, there's a little spot for you in the offices of Fearless Media in New York City. (Where we work on Saturdays so you could too.). You're also - as we said, more than welcome to do the work in your underwear in the middle of the night from the comfort and privacy of your own home, like we usually do. It's important you already know how to do the three skills required for the position, but if there's something we know you'd like to learn, barter arrangements can be made. Interested? Please drop a line with sample URLs to letsworkitout@smug.com

There are perks and side benefits which will vary depending on geographic location, but we'll be as nice to you as we possibly can, unless you're not into that sort of thing, in which case we'll give you the abuse you so deeply crave, within the bounds of the law and good taste.

Good hair and shoes not necessary, but definitely a plus. All applicants who make Clinton/Lewinsky jokes about Interns in their introductory letter will be immediately disqualified.

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