March 1999 smoking jacket by Gregory Alkaitis-Carafelli |
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Death, on the Rocks
As news outlets begin to grasp at straws for interesting
gloom-and-doom-style stories that are also light and easy to swallow
to fill air time and column-inches as the new millenium approaches,
they will surely cast new light on one of the most neglected extended
fads of these past few decades: cryonics. I do not refer to the
science of very low temperatures -- that's cryogenics, and they flame
you fast in the sci.cryonics newsgroup for being such an idiot and
confusing the two. Cryonics refers to the idea of extending life by
being stored at extremely low temperatures only to be revived in a
future advanced technological society. While it might be dismissed
at first as a wacky scam or just plain wacky and unfeasible, that
hasn't stopped a growing number of hardcore proponents of cryonics
from signing up for cold storage at a respectable clip, despite the
lack of technology to revive suspended "patients" or even prospects of
such technology being viable in the future. The cost for this
"suspension" procedure alone can range from US$28,000 to US$150,000
depending on which organization freezes you, and like buying a new
car, there are a wide range of dealers and product options to choose
from.
If you're cost-conscious, the budget route is neuro-suspension, a
fancy term for "head only," a service which the ALCOR Life Extension
Foundation will provide for a mere US$50,000, which thoughtfully
includes cremation and burial-at-sea of your non-frozen remains.
That's assuming you have enough confidence in medical science to
believe techniques for growing a replacement body for your thawed-out
head will be possible. But to play it safe ups the ante: the logistics
and storage space involved in keeping your whole body intact and in a
liquid nitrogen bath raises the price considerably -- ALCOR's charge
leaps to US$120,000; competitor TransTime Inc. suggests US$150,000 is
the minimum amount for a whole body suspension, while the
Cryonics Institute, which seems to be the industry equivalent to Sam's
Club, will freeze and store your whole body for only US$28,000.
Caveat emptor.
Fees are paid in advance of course, usually in the form of a life
insurance policy with your cryonics organization of choice as sole
irrevocable beneficiary. It's not surprising that all cryonics
companies have staff available to advise you on the best way to handle
the complicated tangle of legal paperwork involved in arranging to be
frozen -- some even offer student and volume discounts (handy if
you're planning on making arrangements for your whole family). Of
course, to keep the ordinary Joe off the street from just signing up
for a suspension procedure on a whim, certain organizations impose
"application fees" and annual "membership fees" above and beyond their
charge to freeze and store you. ALCOR's annual membership fee of
US$360, for example, would add about US$15,000 to the cost of my
suspension if I signed up right now and then died (or "ended my first
life cycle," as die-hards would refer to it) 65 years young.
What exactly happens to individuals who have contracted to be
frozen when they die? After being pronounced medically dead, their
body will be packed in water ice and their heart started again with
the assistance of a heart/lung machine. Blood is flushed out and a
"cryoprotectant" is circulated in its stead with a goal of evacuating
as much water as possible from the corpse to minimize damage from the
ice that will form and rupture cells as the patient is cooled. The
exact composition of this cryoprotectant fluid differs from
organization to organization, but the main ingredient is the same:
glycerol, which like automobile anti-freeze has a much lower freezing
point than plain water.
Different cryonics organizations employ different procedures to
get patients the rest of the way to -179 degrees Celsius. While some
companies prefer to use a thoracic surgeon to crack open the rib cage
for access to the heart, the better to use the body's circulatory
system to flush the cryoprotectant solution from head to toe, others
prefer to use veterinarians or licensed morticians, and make do with
the femoral arteries in the groin. The end result is the same:
cold storage at -179 degrees Celsius, liquid nitrogen temperature. To
date there are about forty people in cryonic suspension, contrary to
popular myth Walt Disney not among them, awaiting advances in
nanotechnology, which most interested in cryonics agree will be the
key enabling technology in safely thawing out suspended patients.
Nanotechnology will let doctors, according to a paper by Xerox
researcher, Ralph Merkle, "build fleets of computer controlled
molecular tools much smaller than a human cell and built with the
accuracy and precision of drug molecules." These tools would make
repair of the damage freezing causes possible by allowing medical
science to "intervene in a sophisticated and controlled way at the
cellular and molecular level."
These sub-cell sized tools however are still a long way away from
being a practical reality, and in addition to the technological gamble
the prospective cryonaut undertakes, there are also some say serious
moral and ethical problems with the idea of extending life. ALCOR's
promotional literature counters, saying cryonics is "just another way
of giving people what they are already trying to get, and what they
have wanted for thousands of years: a longer, healthier life."
Regardless of what people want or don't want, I'm sure media
outlets will find plenty of material in the evolution and state of the
cryonics movement to throw to their Y2K-weary audiences, and when
you've had enough at least you'll know who to blame.
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