Straight Outta Beta

Do you feel the cool breeze in here? That's you baby, it's all you. Welcome to the very first all-singing, all-dancing, topless review that is this month's issue. Like a teenage girl blossoming into womanhood, we've finally taken the kleenex out of our virtual bra, so to speak, and bring you this cups runneth over, packed to the gills issue, complete with all the fine content you deserve.

Be sure to check out the Fan Club and BLAB pages as well, it'll give you a chance to get to know us - and the other readers better, and what's a web site without a whole lot of closeness. And I haven't even mentioned the best part. We'll be getting to know one another from the safety of our own homes and offices, basking in the safe, comforting glow of our own glowing CPUs. No unpleasant odor, no messy clean up, and no unpleasant aftertaste. Remember, SMUG is always open, and naturally, always clothing-optional.

What have I gotten myself into?

If this is your first visit, you might want to check out the first feature, where we spilled our guts about what SMUG was all about. If that's what you're doing, go right ahead. We'll wait here -X- for you.

Wow, that was quick, you must be a very sexy genius with a high IQ. Exactly the kind of person who should read SMUG in it's entirety, sometimes more than once a day. How'd you get so foxy?

Talk to the animals

We advise you tell all your friends about SMUG and advise them to read it religiously as well, you know, so they can keep up with your busy fast paced lifestyle. Now this is off the record - the real best part is - if you turn someone onto SMUG, and they love it as much as you do, you'll always be able to say "I know. I'm the one who told you to read it in the first place, remember?" Instant coolness. We don't want to be your dirty little secret, we want to be your badge of honor. Now, why don't you get on to this month's good stuff!

leslie@smug.com

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