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Letters Too Short To Send
Sometimes you just don't have enough to say to justify a postage stamp. And sometimes the questions you want to ask are just too - well, you'll see what we mean - here are some letters we'd thought about writing, but thought better of.
Dear Steve Jobs,
Dear Woz,
Dear Andres Serrano,
Do you think you would have gotten into all that trouble if you'd done the
YooHoo Christ instead of the Piss Christ?
Dear Kate Bush,
Dear Mark Andreesen,
Dear Richard Serra,
Dear Ted Danson,
Dear Bob Dole,
Dear Hanna and Barbera,
Dear Mark Rothko,
Dear Axel Rose,
Dear Marky Ramone,
Dear Yoko Ono,
Dear Uma Thurman,
Dear Woody Allen,
Dear J Mascis,
Dear Lou Barlow,
Dear Elton John,
Is Bernie Taupin gay, too?
Dear PJ Harvey,
Are you tiny?
Dear Sylvia Plath,
Dear Adam Duritz |
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